Date Everything!

Date Everything! is a quirky dating sim where you romance inanimate objects and abstract concepts in your own home. Armed with magical glasses called "dateviators," everyday items transform into fully realized characters—each with distinct personalities, backgrounds, and multiple relationship outcomes.

Discover love in the most unexpected places. When a mysterious sender gifts you enchanted spectacles, your mundane surroundings become a dating playground. Your refrigerator might be charming and approachable, while your bookshelf harbors mysterious depths. With an extensive roster of characters to pursue, you'll find fresh dialogue and romantic possibilities at every turn. Each character offers three distinct endings—Relationship, Friendship, or Enemies—giving you multiple paths through their stories and encouraging replay to uncover every narrative branch.

Unwrap the larger narrative thread woven throughout your experience. Beyond the dating mechanics, Date Everything! frames your character journey within a compelling backdrop: you've been fired by a faceless corporation and replaced by AI. The mysterious glasses arrive as your salvation, and messages from your ex-employer and concerned friends create unexpected emotional stakes. These side narratives add surprising depth to what could have been a straightforward romantic comedy, grounding the absurdist premise in genuine human consequence.

Immerse yourself in vibrant, fully interactive 3D graphics that bring your home to life. Each character features their own thematic music—four hours of soundtrack per romance option—creating an audio-visual experience that makes time spent dating inanimate objects feel genuinely charming. The colorful, cartoonish art style emphasizes personality over realism, perfectly matching the game's whimsical tone.

Navigating the expansive cast and user interface can feel overwhelming at times, and occasional bugs may interrupt your dating sessions. The 64-bit processor and operating system requirement means 32-bit systems are unsupported. Despite these limitations, Date Everything! delivers hours of leisurely fun for players seeking romance without leaving their couch—whether you're genuinely invested in character relationships or simply amused by the premise. Download Date Everything! today and discover whether your true love is hiding in your kitchen.